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This feature is not fully available to Guests. It is partially exposed to iFriends members, and is entirely exposed to members of my FanClub.
(My SQUIRTFOUNTAIN FanClub members receive access to this feature, my private contact information, plus other exclusives. If you have not yet joined my SQUIRTFOUNTAIN FanClub, click here now.)
Telephone: Assuming you haven't given me your home telephone number, there's an easy way for us to discreetly exchange
private messages. To hear personal messages I've left you, call me at my private toll-free telephone number, XXX-XXX-XXXX, and . . .
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- Internet: If your browser supports Flash, click here to listen to a message I recently made for all my FanClub members. To listen to a very personal message I've left just for you (a courtesy I extend only to my FanClub members) click here now.
"How would you like to wake up with me every morning?
Pretty great way to start your day, huh? One of the many treats I offer to my FanClub members is my personal morning wake-up call service! Just provide your phone number below, and the time each day you want me to wake you up, and I'll be there, like clockwork. Rise and shine!"